Things my boss says

Me- Where are the normal glasses
Samuel- Here take this (Champagne glass) it suits you.. and can be part of your rehab strategy.

” Samuel: hey do you feel like going to bunnings for me tonight?
Sent at 3:38 PM on Monday
me: That is exactly what I feel like doing tonight..
Samuel: great!
you can get some oil for your stripper pole while you are there”
me: sigh
what do you need me to get there/
Sent at 3:41 PM on Monday
Samuel: oh come on there will be lots of hot tradies
with pink polos and fake tan

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